All Things Elisha Cuthbert
Kim Bauer, that is. 24 brings Kim back for another season. YES!
In the 7th and, I’m told, final season, Elisha is recast as Kim Bauer, our favorite damsel in distress. And this time, she brings her baby with her.
I can’t quite bring myself to say, grandpa Jack. But it doesn’t matter. KIM is back!
Elisha is keeping her head down. Probably not by design. I did find a few fan sites you might like (if you like Elisha). These two ladies, unlike Elisha, are busy these days.
Megan Fox and Scarlett Johansson. Enjoy.
Danger. Danger. There’s a so-called slutbot making the rounds. Hangs out mostly in social networking sites like MySpace.
Lonely? In need of provocative attention? Then you’re just the guy they are looking for.
Think about robotic developers using Elisha as their hardware platform. Read the post. You’ll understand what I mean. Oh my….
That would be soccer to some of you bloaks. Not known for their social graces, football fans are often very much “to the point” shall we say.
Case in point – A Bristol Rover fan was recently interviewed and indelicately revealed a fantasy ball wish:
Q: Name the celebrity you would most like to bang
A: Lucy Pinder or Elisha Cuthbert. Or both. I don’t think I’d ever leave the bedroom!
I wonder if hockey fans would be so publicly blunt? Who am I kidding. Of course they would.
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Hey, guys. Found a cool blog about another deliciously hot female, Megan Fox. Unlike Elisha, Megan is very busy these days. Check it out.
Elisha’s previous puck-beau, Sean Avery, has decided to skate a different direction and is now dating a woman twice the age of Elisha and 23 years his senior.
She’s 51-year old Kelly Klein. Designer Calvin Klein’s ex. Interesting.
On the Cuthbert front. Girl is definitely under the radar. I promised a pics page in a previous post, but I’ve not had time to work on that one. Actually, I’m going to give up on a personal Elisha Cuthbert photo page. Sorry.
But, I think I’ve come up with a suitable alternative. Came across this site that had tons of great Cuthbert pics. I’ll tease you a little longer before filling you in.
I thought you guys would like a continually updated page dedicated to the best Elisha pics I can find. Working on that one. Post it when it’s ready.
A sportsnet.ca columnist thinks so…
Tough assignment today, covering the red carpet at the NHL awards. If you were to compare the hotness factor of NHL players wives and girlfriends to other major sports; the hockey players would score big. The Flames stud defenceman Dion Phaneuf stole the show by strolling down the red carpet with his new girlfriend; Elisha Cuthbert. A woman who is far hotter looking in person that you can possibly imagine.
You don’t say.
Now that’s a funny domain name. I wish I’d thought of it. Elisha comes in at number 27. A bit underwhelmed by that fact. But, it is a worthy list. Check it out.
Alright. Sometimes it is about the hockey. But with an Elisha twist, of course.
Main puck beau Dion Phaneuf had quite a season. Not only did he score off the ice with Elisha, but after scoring 60 points this season with Calgary he received the honor of “cover boy” for NHL 09. [Game maker Electronic Arts announced on Monday.]
You think they might consider another cover? Guaranteed to sell more games. Guaranteed.
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Okay, I’m getting into the Olympic spirit a little. But, consider this. Maxim’s Top 100, Elisha Cuthbert 6th. FHM’s Top 100, she’s 4th. Combining these scores, compared to the other vote getters, our Elisha comes away as the 3rd hottest hottie on the planet.
Yeah. You do the math.
Ah shit. It’s not about the hockey. Never was. It’s about the pic! You’ll want to see these. The secret to Dion Phaneuf’s fire.
Sounds like a straight to DVD enterprise. But, if you’re into Elisha as much as we are, then you’ll be interested in My Sassy Girl.
She plays an “off the wall” college girlfriend to a conventional mid-western everyman. Out in August. I’ll keep you posted.
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