That would be soccer to some of you bloaks. Not known for their social graces, football fans are often very much “to the point” shall we say.
Case in point – A Bristol Rover fan was recently interviewed and indelicately revealed a fantasy ball wish:
Q: Name the celebrity you would most like to bang
A: Lucy Pinder or Elisha Cuthbert. Or both. I don’t think I’d ever leave the bedroom!
I wonder if hockey fans would be so publicly blunt? Who am I kidding. Of course they would.
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